Funny Dear John Letters

The Dear John Letter Generator and Funny Breakups

Today with the handy convenience of modern technology, people are resorting to creative and interesting ways to send breakup letters. If you’re having trouble finding the words, you can now write your Dear John letter in just a few seconds by using this free Dear John Letter Generator link at

It’s almost like a game of Mad Libs where you fill-in-blank using various nouns, verbs, adjectives and descriptions to get a hilariously funny story at the end. It has a drop-down menu list of options and some of these choices are hysterical! You can actually have a lot of fun playing around with this. Not sure if these were actually meant to be sent, but they’re pretty funny to write just for laughs and share them with your closest friends.

Here is a sample:

Some of these breakups are just too funny not to share!



The Breakup Text from Ex


The Breakup Notifier


Breakup Twitter


Breakup Ecard


Breakup Poster


Billboard Breakup

Okay, you know me. If you read my previous blog called, “Writing a Dear John Letter,” you know that’s not my style. But hope you got a good laugh out of this!

Laughter is the best medicine!

So always remember the Modern Geisha Mantra:

“The Modern Geisha is always moving in a good mood….

She is always calm, beautiful, happy, serene, grateful and unperturbed.”

She is a playful muse and has a delightful sense of humor.

Even in the face of difficulty and emotional challenges, a geisha has the ability to laugh and see the humor in things!

“Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.”  ~Japanese proverb

Much Gratitude,

Kim, The Modern Geisha

“The Modern Geisha is always moving in a good mood… She is always calm, beautiful, happy, serene, grateful and unperturbed.”

Note:  This message is intended for a general audience only. There are rules and exceptions to the rules. I give advice on a case-by-case basis only and not cookie-cutter advice. If you have questions regarding this matter, please email for a private consultation.

4 thoughts on “Funny Dear John Letters

  1. My Dear John letter generated with that website was hylarious!!!! hahahaha and so were the examples with other means … hahahahah
    thank you Kim …. I am right in the moment of thinking over what I want to do with Him … he is gentle and nice .. but I DO NOT LOVE him …

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